twitter archive

welcome, to my hell, called twitter.
this is just an archive of select tweets that i wanted to archive forevermore on my website and finally delete my piece of shit account called an "X" account. posts are sorted from new to old, order can be changed by using the provided post sorter above the latest one. all stats are up to date as of 20/07/2025. some tweets have not been included for redundancy.

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redeightyfour
@elite784

hi im elite, an idiot
who was unfortunately
on twitter.

joined: 3 July 2021
tweets: 845
followed: 166 people
followers: 18
favorited: 6733 posts

Screenshot of twitter. It is celebrating my 4th anniversary of being in this hell hole.

4 years of operation and halting, it mocks me...



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OUT OF COMMISSION

An image of static with the vaguely visible words 'PLEASE STAND BY' heavily disorted.
pubDate: 01-04-2025 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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i need myself a permanent vacation
the skies are blue but my bird wont fly.
<link directing to this website>

pubDate: 27-03-2025 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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bought this cool ass camcorder

Image of a Magnavox EasyCam vhs camcorder on a tripod.
pubDate: 29-11-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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i bought an ipod

Image of a 5th generation iPod playing 'The stars get dark' by INABAKUMORI
pubDate: 16-11-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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terrible things come my way

A laptop displaying Windows 11 finalizing configuration proccess with the words 'Good things coming your way. Dont turn off your PC'.
pubDate: 25-09-2024 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 0
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video stuffs

Davinci Resolve timeline. The preview shows a title card with text 'You wouldnt revoke a paid license' in the You wouldnt download a car font style.
pubDate: 19-09-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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notes: works better than the wintv pvr 150 i previously used


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new tuner card

Image of a pcie haupaugee pvr 1050. It is a card that caputres most analog sources like composite video and S-Video, as well as over-the-air television signals.
pubDate: 09-09-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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had to open up the xbox again to replace the hard drive since it was impossible to play a game with this

An open XBox One in the background. On the foreground is a hand strangling the original hard drive.
pubDate: 03-09-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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Saw two cats yesterday at a tire shop

description
pubDate: 03-09-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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i fixed an xbox today

An XBox One without its plastic case on a table. There is a television at the back of the table displaying video from the XBox. To the left of the XBox there is a board holding screws and a Dewalt power tool.
pubDate: 25-06-2024 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 0
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Windows XP on modern day internet

Windows XP on Firefox. Firefox displays my site on version 1.6.3-3
pubDate: 21--05-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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...
#humanornot

A game of human or not. The other side starts the conversation with 'yeah so i went to visit my friend'. i reply with 'bro visited his friend'. the other side leaves and the conversation ends. i guess human, which would be correct.
pubDate: 03-05-2024 --- likes: 39 --- retwts: 2
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how the actual fuck do people get theor gound pin stuck in an outlet?

An outlet. In one of the outlets, the ground hole is blocked off by a broken off ground pin. On the other one, a cable is connected.
pubDate: 01-05-2024 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
PFP here Helen (of Tor) @h313n_0f-t0r

retweet
anyone have the source for this gem?

Image of a guy giving a presentation on web stuff. The current slide shows a cheat sheet for http return codes. From top to bottom: 1xx. Hold on. 2xx. Here you go. 3xx. Go away. 4xx. You fucked up. 5xx. I fucked up.
pubDate: DD-MM-YYYY --- likes: 6.3K --- retwts: 657
PFP here Mak Woodhuntress @ProtogenMak

retweet, replying to @ProtogenMak
there were so many protos so if i accidently incouded your photo and you want it deleted, do tell!

An extreme closeup of a blue protogen on VR chat.
the protogen in the image is me, there were two other images of the same kind of closeups of protogens that i have chosen not to include
pubDate: 20-01-2024 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 1 (that one retweet would be me)
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what the fuck
i dont come on twitter for a 2 weeks and I see a letter on  the corner.

pubDate: 25-07-2023 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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Best camera

A camera jerry rigged onto a tripod phone mount. To the left of the camera is a monitor displaying the video feed of the camera.
pubDate: 14-07-2023 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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Spicy pillow

A 3ds that possesses a noticable bulge on the battery compartment, due to it having a inflated battery, or 'spicy pillow'.
pubDate: 07-07-2023 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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I regret everything #MyTwitterAnniversary

the number 2
image of the number two
pubDate: 06-07-2023 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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Garfiel with the drip! (Real)

A bootleg looking garfield plush with a green hoodie on. On his lap is an ipad playing fucking micky mouse clubhouse. I never noticed that at time of photograph.
pubDate: 06-05-2023 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 0
PFP here a friend of mine @?????

rough memory of retweet
throw that shit away

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I found a free bag of Fritos (it's still full)

A bag of Fritos.
pubDate: 24-04-2023 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 1

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rough memory of reply
uhh i already ate it


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I found a free bag of Fritos (it's still full)

A bag of Fritos.
pubDate: 24-04-2023 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 1
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I have no idea what I'm doing here

An image of a Sony Vaio running Source Film Maker. Ralsei is added into the SFM project.
pubDate: 16-04-2023 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 1
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Back from the mario movie, it was pretty good


pubDate: 14-04-2023 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 0
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Boutta watch the Mario movie with @RandomWebGirl (tagged person has since changed their username various times, i do not feel at liberty to say what their current username is)

An image of a movie theater. At the bottom of the image is a big bag of popcorn and a big red soda cup.
pubDate: 14-04-2023 --- likes: 2 --- retwts: 3
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I'm in spin with the a


pubDate: 05-04-2023 --- likes: 1 --- retwts: 0
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VCR on the go

A computer on top of a vcr displaying the video on the vcr.
pubDate: 27-03-2023 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
PFP here Whif @Whiftide

retweet
E.

description
pubDate: 29-11-2022 --- likes: 8 --- retwts: 1
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computer

A display at a mall showing the American Megatrends Power on and Self Test screen. Something had failed to pass during startup according to the screen, but the picture is too blurry to tell what went wrong.
pubDate: 25-11-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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this is now a slab of wood

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Before, after link to another tweet

A broken table using a broken tv led panel as a temporary stand in.
pubDate: 05-07-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0

pubDate: 07-09-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 1
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Before, after

A broken table using a broken tv led panel as a temporary stand in.
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cat gaming

A black cat sitting on a green chair with its paws on a keyboard.
pubDate: DD-MM-YYYY --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0

pubDate: 05-07-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 1
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Could anyone please explain to me why I'm an idiot?

A phone with an extremely cracked touchscreen.
pubDate: 19-05-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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I turned my laptop into a cardboard box

Two pictures of the parts of a laptop in a cardboard box as a case.
pubDate: 18-04-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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Ok i fixed it

Image of a table. There is a VIZIO television at the back, and on the under table of the table is a keyboard with a green backlight and a red mouse.
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So how do I explain...

An hp laptop with a cracked display. A large square portion is affected from the top left corner.
pubDate: 06-04-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 1
pubDate: 06-04-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 0
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Cat gaming

A black cat sitting on a green office chair with its paws on a keyboard and looking left body facing forwards. (im not sure if that position description is helpful, but i tried!)
pubDate: 26-03-2022 --- likes: 0 --- retwts: 1